Just for keeping up with what is going on and the answer to why I don't have time for a personal life.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Friday, October 21, 2011
Happy Friday
Monday, October 17, 2011
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Latest Girl's Dinner
Love this -
DOG FOR SALE:
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was told I could work for the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eaves dropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard'
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was told I could work for the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eaves dropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard'
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Innkeeper at Danforth Inn
Innkeeper at Danforth Inn
The successful candidate for this position will be a self starter with excellent organization and time management skills and a positive, can-do attitude. The successful candidate will have a similar design and style aesthetic to the inn.
This individual will be the onsite innkeeper for Danforth Inn with a focus on the hospitality and guest experience of the lodging component of the property. He/she will work with an event planner/manager that will be responsible for implementation of all events and work hand in hand with the Innkeeper.
Responsibilities include breakfast preparation and serving, maintaining a spotlessly clean inn and grounds, guest services, property security, community involvement and outreach, hosting both inn and event guests, event cooking duties, among others.
The greatest challenge at Danforth is to provide an exceptional experience for inn guests and event guests simultaneously. Exemplary management skills are a must to maintain continuity with staff, clients and vendors to assure a consistent experience at the Danforth.
The successful candidate will also have basic knowledge of building structures and systems to be able to address issues as they present themselves and to be proactive in maintaining properties.
This is a live-in position.
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Saturday, October 1, 2011
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